Making things idiot-proof only leads to the creation of bigger idiots. Case and point.
This is the product of continuously reaching down to people who refuse to reach up.
When the warning label on the hair-dryer says "do not use in shower," yet someone is still stupid enough to do it; the solution is not inventing a waterproof hair dryer. The solution is Darwinian.
Larry, don't be a fuckin' idiot. That'd save all your trouble.
If you're triggered, by all means, go melt somewhere else, snowflake...