$36 USD per year for 2 masternode VPSes is a pretty good deal. 2GB should be plenty to run 12.1 for a while. Disclaimer - I have no connection to them whatsoever, just happened to come across this offer. @babygiraffe Ever heard of these guys with a Phoenix data center?
https://lowendbox.com/blog/woothosting-bogo-2gb-openvz-vps-for-36yr-and-more/#more-9561
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New Year VPS BOGO – VPS-2048MB:
Buy One, Get One Free! Order one of these, get another VPS of the same specifications, free for life (as long as you keep the parent service!) Open a ticket to claim your free VPS after this order.
New Year VPS-2048MB:
– 2048MB RAM
– 2048MB Swap
– 2x vCPU
– 30GB HDD space
– 2TB transfer
– 1Gbps uplink
– 1x IPv4
– 30x IPv6
– OpenVZ/SolusVM
– No Coupon Needed
– $36/year
https://lowendbox.com/blog/woothosting-bogo-2gb-openvz-vps-for-36yr-and-more/#more-9561
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New Year VPS BOGO – VPS-2048MB:
Buy One, Get One Free! Order one of these, get another VPS of the same specifications, free for life (as long as you keep the parent service!) Open a ticket to claim your free VPS after this order.
New Year VPS-2048MB:
– 2048MB RAM
– 2048MB Swap
– 2x vCPU
– 30GB HDD space
– 2TB transfer
– 1Gbps uplink
– 1x IPv4
– 30x IPv6
– OpenVZ/SolusVM
– No Coupon Needed
– $36/year