Warning: Crude humour ahead:
A farmer and his wife have been having pretty hard times lately, and it's been flowing over into their marriage.
The farmer comes home in a drunken fit and catches his wife just as she's coming out of the shower and eyeballs her heatedly before stumbling over to her.
Grabbing her boobs he says "You know...if these could give milk we could get rid of the cows"
The wife is annoyed.
Moving downwards, he grabs her crotch and says "You know...if this could lay eggs we could get rid of the chickens"
The wife is outright furious. Stepping right up to him and grabbing HIS crotch she squeezes as hard as she can and says "you know...if this could get hard I could get rid of your brother"
Ba-dam-tss
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